Broken English #2 Eat my house

As an English teacher I`m constantly hearing strange manipulations of the language.

Most of them don`t make any sense, but on occasion they could, with a little creative interpretation.

Try to guess what the intended version of this sentence was.

Every day I eat my house for lunch.

The intended sentence- Every day I eat AT my house for lunch.

Muchos Arigatou to SY for her glorious full-color work on this cartoon! A huge step up from my artistic ability in Broken English #1.