Maybe meat reduction?

Mike GristHealth, Life

I read an article by David Mitchell yesterday about veganism, and it really got me thinking. He made the argument, in a very wishy-washy but not unclear way, that vegans are obviously in the right.

Well, obviously. Vegetarians are in the right too. Meat-eaters obviously in the wrong. But, we do like to eat meat. We like sausages. We’re used to it. It’s what we grew up with.

So, well, what then?

Then the obvious step is to try and be better. For a while Su went vegetarian and her health suffered. I tried soy milk for breakfast but it didn’t take. Now
I’m thinking to have a new go at it, built around my lunch. 

As described earlier, I have a superfood combo-lunch every day of meat, fish, beans, nuts, fruits, seeds, grains, etc.. I like it, it tastes good, it covers pretty much every base imaginable – so is the chicken component essential? 

That’s 1kg of chicken a week, maybe 8 chicken breasts. 4 chickens!! I could easily cut the chicken and swap in some tofu. Now, I dislike tofu for its bland taste and smooshy texture, but apparently smoked tofu is firmer and tastier, so maybe I’ll try that. 

I guess, done, as of next week – at least to try it. As for the fish, I could move off that too, maybe. Fish oil is a powerful good, but there are other ways to get it. I will keep tabs on this.

Foul beans…

Mike GristLife

Saw this in the shop today. You have to walk a very fine line between superior and foul.

Trying my damnedest…

Mike GristMarketing, Writing

For the past couple of days I have been trying my damnedest to join Amazon uk’s marketing scheme. My word, they don’t half make it difficult.

First I signed up for an Amazon Advantage Account. Then I used that to sign up for the AMS Marketing account, waited a day, and got rejected! In the rejection they sent me a link to the Amazon US marketing scheme with the advice that I ‘re-register’ with a new email.

But my US AMS ads are working fine! I want to be in the UK AMS!

I emailed their contact person. We have been back and forth 6 times now. I think she is purposefully trying to not see what the problem is, giving me a lot of advice to do things I’ve already done, to go to the US site and try to do it (won’t help because it’s not the UK), or that it can’t be done at all.

It can be done!! I know people who have done it!! Just tell me how to do it!!

Will any of this gargantuan effort be worth it if I ever get aboard? I hope so.

My days…

A good teacher :)

Mike GristLife

Yesterday a student told me, after a discussion of other teachers in a Personal Tutorial session, that I was “a good teacher”.

Aww… That is always nice. The obvious reaction is- “Oh yes, do tell me more…” But you have to hold that reaction in – can’t appear too eager. Instead you give a restrained smile, say thank you, and usher them out the door before you start grinning.

I had it from other students the previous week. They rather undercut their message of appreciation though by afterward saying- “You’re the only teacher who lets us go early.”

Ha!

I’ll take it.

Writing Update 2018 week 49

Mike GristWriting

Today I almost finished my 2nd thriller! It’s a helluva feeling to put the capstone on a book. Euphoric, really – even more so because I woke up with a real sense of unease about the story this morning, which carried through until I wrote this pivotal scene.

I’d pushed things to a really grim extreme yesterday, left on a cliffhanger. I still have my doubts that people would want to read this degree of horribleness. Today I closed it out, and yes, it feels good. Just desserts reverberate back throughout the story – leaving the reader in no uncertain position as to where I, the author, stand.

It’s not quite finished. Loose ends need to be tidied up. But those are always some of the most fun sections to write. Closing loops is rewarding and easy. There doesn’t have to be dramatic tension – it’s the tail end of all the dramatic tension, where answers and a few leaps forward in time are most welcome.

So, the full update on thriller book 2:

  • Word count: 92,000 ? up by 15,000 from 1 week ago. Around 2,000 words a day. Speeding up for the end.
  • Number of vehicular crashes: 2 big ones plus 40 small ones.
  • Body count: Big spike since last time. 50+ and climbing. Mostly baddies now.
  • Locations: 6 major ones. Rural and City and Suburb and Plane and Rural and Sea.
  • Anticipated wordcount: 96,000.

Agent update:

I’m sending a few most days. Got two quick rejections – one just said ‘Not for us.’ That is a lame-ass rejection. In your copy-paste reply, afford me a few paragraphs (of boilerplate) at least to cushion the blow! Three words is just so dismissive.

Plans:

  • The Rot?s War comes out in audio on Dec 18 – I?m still planning a big push for book 1, The Saint?s Rise. I’ve heard some of the audio chapters, and they are great!
  • I may take a month off from writing thriller 3 to edit the Ruin books to a high sheen. I got covers for them made about a year ago now – and just been waiting on the time to edit them up. Would be good to drop the trilogy fast from January.
  • Working to get into Amazon Advantage, which allows book ads in the uk, which apparently could be a goldmine. Two ladies in my marketing group are doing that and making real bank.

Story Craft #21 Research!!

Mike GristStory Craft, Writing

As a science fiction and fantasy author – which is all I ever wanted to be until recently – I never once thought about going out into the world to do primary research. Other sf/fantasy authors don’t talk about it. You don’t have George R.R. Martin explaining how he went to mental asylums and wrote letters to psychopaths in order to better write Ramsay Bolton. Tolkien’s research was entirely his own enormous invention.

That approach always appealed to me enormously. You just make it up. Yes, I would get inspiration from an interest in science, history and politics – but never specifically in order to write about that. I’d read Scientific American because I wanted to. I’m a broadly informed person. I draw on that.

However, now that I’m a thriller author, I’m seeing and hearing other thriller authors talk about primary research more. Primary means you go out and do the data collection yourself, somewhat like a journalist. Conduct interviews. Have experiences. Be in places. Eg:

  • Author of Livia Lone and John Rain, Barry Eisler, was in the CIA, does jiu jitsu, met with people involved in human trafficking and more.
  • Author of Rattle, Fiona Cummins, was in contact with numerous families who had children with the extreme bone condition the character in her story has.
  • A range of authors at the last First Monday Night Crime group I went to variously went to North Korea to research a dystopia, wrote letters to several serial killers to get in their heads (ugh), attended an autopsy, did police ride-alongs…
  • A member of my marketing group has been doing interviews with various London professionals, like chefs, DJs etc as research for her chick lit books.

I suppose coming out of science fiction and fantasy, I never considered doing primary research. I don’t consider myself to be a journalist. I don’t imagine that taking the substantial time and effort to do this research will have any demonstrable effect on my books themselves. Secondary research (reading books, surfing the Internet, watching documentaries) can cover far more than I can ever cover myself.

My go-to approach is to draw on my life experience (primary), and books/documentaries/Wikipedia (secondary), then fuse the two with imagination. Eg, if I need to write about:

  • Guns, I research the model online, then draw on my experience of firing guns.
  • Cults, I draw on TV shows, books, pop culture and history and combine with my own understanding of human nature.
  • Chicago, I draw on my direct experience of Louisville, Boston, New York, Indianapolis and other American cities, combined with Google Maps, Wikipedia and articles…
  • Human trafficking, I draw on documentaries, books and my own degree-level study of Pyschology.
  • Any abandoned place, I draw on my direct experience of visiting dozens of such places.
  • Fights, I draw on my karate days and fights as depicted in media.

These serve me very nicely. I’ve had a good, broad number of experiences to draw on.

So, what’s the conclusion?

I think primary research is something I might pursue when I become a full time author. Less to inform my books, and more as a position of authority to stand upon. It’s easy to see how having these primary experiences would afford authority. I can write magazine articles about what I’ve seen, ie – do journalism. It would lend authority to the books retroactively. Maybe I would tweak a few details.

Short of that, I’m very happy to rely on my experience, secondary research and imagination. I’m not the author who keeps a notebook and jots down lots of little details from the world around him. It’s fiction, after all. Who out there can tell me the mechanics about running a secret luxury compound inside the belly of a container ship? Who can tell me about the extreme ways a white supremacist organisation might train its people to become killers in the modern world?

Those things don’t exist. I’m making them up. I’m bringing my sf/fantasy imagination to the genre, combined with my experience, and that is my strength.

Doctor Who series 11 episode 8 & 9 – reviews

Mike GristDoctor Who, Reviews

The last couple of Doctor Who episodes haven’t had bleeding-heart Social Justice Warrior plots – the kind of stories that led someone on ‘Have I Got News For You’ to call the show ‘lectures in Social Justice’ – and I’ve been quite happy with that.

Don’t get me wrong – I love the Social Justice stories. Rosa Parks stands as very powerful TV. But all that worthiness can be exhausting, and we needed a break. Episode 8 The ‘Witchfinders’ offered that very nicely. Yes, of course, abuse of witches is a social justice issue, but not a very current one. We could watch the horrible and illogical (if she dies, she was innocent!) dunking of a witch with some of the comfort of distance. Yes, it is horribly true that women are still treated badly in the modern world. But not as badly as this.

Then criminal aliens imprisoned under Pendle Hill? I loved that. So wacky and fun. Alan Cumming as the comedy King was a delightful break. Kind of like the older Dr. Who episodes – played more for laughs, but with a bit of an edge. The only real issue was the oddness of having a female Witchfinder hunting female witches. I’m pretty sure Witchfinders were all men. There wasn’t gender balance at all. Men had the power, and killed old women who they feared.

Anyway.

Last night’s episode ‘It Takes You Away’ was also creative, and delightful in its idea of a lonely, anti-matter universe sucking in humans to try and feel less alone. It let us deal with some hanging character traits that have largely been on pause – Ryan still dealing with the loss of his gran (and angry that his dad is such a waster), Graham dealing with the same loss while trying to be family to Ryan. Yaz didn’t get anything, but you can’t get something every time.

I quite liked Ryan’s forthrightness with Hanne about her Dad running off. Brutal, and showing his own pain that he hasn’t processed yet. He’s young still and raw. But by the end there was some healing. I expect his Dad issues will come to the fore again. Also Hanne’s Dad, after his poor behaviour, gets another chance. He was broken by grief. Setting up the speakers was really poor, neglectful, but there can be atonement and forgiveness. That’s not so bad.

Also, who doesn’t love a universe that chooses to manifest as a frog? Fun episodes. Developing characters. Maybe we are due some more social justice now. I’m still waiting for the tooth-face guys to come back as the series arc antagonists…

Fantastic Beasts 2: The Crimes of Grindelwald – Review

Mike GristReviews

Saw The Crimes of Grindelwald today, and very much enjoyed it. J.K. Rowling certinaly knows what she is doing. It plays with such a different tone from the Harry Potter movies. Like a thriller, jumping around these exotic locations, with spies and spy agencies and grand, epoch-shaping forces in the mix.

She’s remarkably good at inserting real stakes, and real hurt, into her characters and their backstories. She makes us feel it.

The theory in back of the story is a little murky, though. In Harry Potter we had that with the Elder Wand and the two other Deathly Hallows, and the mechanics behind how Harry won in his final fight. Also mystery with the RAB in the locket. Now we have all these fresh shenanigans. I don’t fully understand – the plotting was definitely thick in this one – but I am intrigued, and have faith that answers will come.

As ever, there was enormous inventiveness on display, consistent with the world we’ve seen to date. 3 more of these movies to come, spanning the next? years, after which – what? Will she take the story forward? Who will be the next major threat to the wizarding world? Presumably that will come after Harry is a grown-up. I sincerely hope she does not make The Cursed Child canon, as I really dislike that story. Not new – just a retread/medley of greatest hits. Voldemort redux, and who wants that?

If she goes forward, it should be with a new kind of threat, and maybe a new kind of movie. HP was primarily coming of age. Fantastic Beasts is thriller/spy/action. A future story could be detective/horror? We haven’t seen serial killers in her world. She’s very familiar with that area from the Strike books. Or romance? Rom/com? 😉

Six years+ to think about it.

J.K Rowling is worth $1 billion, apparently. A savvy businesswoman – taking control of Potter ebooks, getting a slice of the parks, and now producing the movies. That’s the kind of money that can remake chunks of the world. Not only do her stories spread her values, but the money we give her for those stories can spread her values further.

Fantastic. I am very intrigued what she will do in the future. As I understand, she currently contributes to other charities. I expect she’ll make her own charity at some point, presumably aimed at uplifting poor, neglected children to a better life. Basically, to empower a Dumbledore-like organization, probably staffed by people who grew up inspired by her stories, and by the love/grace/wit of Dumbledore himself. In order to prevent the next Voldemort or Creedence from happening.

Brexit voters are real…

Mike GristLife, Politics

In the last few days I’ve been having a few Brexit discussions on Facebook, after a childhood friend posted a pro-Brexit stance. I approached it in the softest, most respectful way I could, and got pretty respectful responses back.

It’s made me think. Not to change my Remain position, but to actually respect the pro-Brexiters.

2 and a half years ago, the Leave vote came as a shock. I, amongst many, couldn’t believe it. ‘You want to do what to us? But why?’

WHY?

No good answers ever came, as far as I could see. Why do this? I don’t understand. Even 2 and a half years later, I still don’t understand – especially the people harping for a no-deal Brexit. ‘Why do you want to do this to us all? Do you not see it will harm us in every way for many years to come? Do you not see the ugly signal it sends? Why do it?’

But still, they feel the same way.

In the vote’s aftermath it felt like there had to be some misunderstanding. They HAD to have been misled. How could anyone want THIS? HOW? Yet they still do. 52 to 48 then. Maybe it would be the same now. That has to be respected, even if, to me, it makes no sense at all. Thinking this way, it helps me understand why they are so upset about our calls for another vote. They want their first vote to stand.

I’m still very pro a second referendum. I still think it can’t really be 52% who want this. But maybe it is. A second referendum would show us that. All Remainers would have to accept it. I don’t really know how to feel about that. It just feels ugly and small to me. It makes me feel diminished as a British citizen. Yet if that’s what the majority wants, there will be no choice.

We will find out pretty soon.

Boris Johnson sighting!

Mike GristLife, Politics

This morning coming in to work I saw Boris Johnson at Euston Square station! That wild yellow hair is so distinctive. My first instinct was to cat-call him somehow, but I restrained it, which I’m glad of. He looked so vulnerable there – surrounded by largely-liberal Londoners, a few of whom were goggling and wondering if it was him. Maybe if I’d thought more, I would have asked for a selfie!

But if had cat-called him, what would I say? Probably something about whether his fantasy dream of Brexit is coming true. Close your eyes and wish upon a star, Boris. If you just believe hard enough…

Something on that order.