Sometimes you just have to know where the knives be at. Sometimes you’ll be cooking a goose, and need to trim that darn bird. Othertimes you need to sew your pants up and you need a darn knife to cut a thread. Other times you just need to stick a knife in a darn tomato and carve it like a jack-o-lantern.
So when I saw this crazy ad in the Shimbashi Caretta mall tourist zone, alongside ads and directions for 100-yen stores, limousine buses, and foreign exchange spots, I knew that something had gone very right in the world.
A man on his way to a stabbing knows that preparedness is everything.
That green circle in the map is the human limbic system- if you stab right where it says ‘caretta’, you get BINGO and win a prize.
Knife shop routing- for your convenience so you save the maximum possible time on your way to a stabbing.
Knife shop behind Louis Vuitton and Bulgari- don’t tempt me, Louis!
That is all.
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