Japan is a hotbed for the weird, wacky, and wonderful; with a population of 120 million packed onto little usable land, weirdness is often the only way.
This page runs the gamut of kooky Japanese content; from bizarre cosplayers, weird snacks and drinks, ancient traditional culture, and funky toys and games, to curious Japangrish, the system of Heaven Artists, wonky signs, crazy architecture, and walking guides to Tokyo and the surrounding areas.
|Drugs designed for kids often taste like candy. Now one Japanese candy company has picked up on this trend, turned the tables, and started marketing candy as a drug.||You can buy odd things in a Gachapon. Perhaps attention too often goes to the wadded-up knicker-vending machines and not often enough to those cute little machines sitting so innocently right at your kids’ eye level|
|It’s not often this site gets sexy, but here I’ll make the exception. Here though we?ll get explicit. If you’re a minor, avert your gaze, as we dive into the world of sexy coca-cola.||You can buy a lot of things out of vending machines in Japan: plastic toys, hot drinks, hot soup, cooked food, oxygen canisters, manga, beer, and now also bread.|
|I’ve always said more things should have beer in them. Beer is after all one of the 5 food groups, along with rye, barley, gin, and malt liquor.||Tomatoes are the great pretenders; spies who ply both sides of the aisle like double-edged moles in a John le Carre novel. One day they?re cropping up as vegetables, the next as fruit.|
|Mont Blanc is an Italian dessert of whipped cream and chestnuts on a meringue cake or tart. Pepsi made a drink out of it.||Girls Generation is a big news 9-member pop group from South Korea. They are currently breaking into Japan and other Asian countries in a major way.|
|They love Sarah Jessica Parker in Japan. When Sex and the City came out in Tokyo the city was fire-stormed with advertising.||Train Stations in Japan have jingles; at least the stations on the JR Yamanote line do- when the trains pull in and when they pull out. They’re bright, cheery, and last about 10 seconds|
|Coppertone have gone nuts recently in Shibuya station, plastering at least the Yamanote line north-bound platform with pictures of bikini-clad women (and little girls) with a dog biting their butts.||His name is Koichi Sanders. He and the Colonel were divided at birth, despite not sharing a common mother nor being born in the same country or year.|
|In mid 2008 recording artists Namie Amuro and Double got together to shoot a music video- Black Diamond, and I was one of the extras on the shoot. This is the story of my experience.||You’re in space. The trip up took 8 hours- most of which involved you sitting sideways strapped into a second-hand shuttle waiting for air traffic control.|
|Makuhari Messe is one heck of a ginormous exposition facility, big enough to accomodate the Millennium Falcon, Jabba the Hutt, numerous Darth Vaders AND Han Solo’s ego all at once.||Kei is a funky if kind of mad old guy I met one night on a random photo-walk through Shinjuku’s skyscraper district (West). I was on the bridge shooting pretty city lights and so was he.|
|Once a year Anime fans from all over the world descend on Tokyo Big Sight in Odaiba for the huge Tokyo International Anime Fair, filled out with cosplayers garbed as their favourite cartoon characters.||In Akihabara electric town, a district a bit north of Tokyo and jam-packed with a riot of tech-shops selling all manner of computer gear and accessories, the Akihabara maids roam.|
|The Yoyogi Rockabillies bring back the 50’s, with sunglasses and gravity-defying quiffs, leather jackets and gyrating hips. Crank up the tunes, it’s on!||The Harajuku Cosplayers are all about self-exhibition; dressed in the threads and make-up of their favorite manga characters and bizarre goth-lolita bands.|
|Hollywood actors often do ads in Japan that they would never do back in the US, probably because that kind of ‘selling out’ in America is more likely to negatively impact their status than it would here.||Sometimes you just have to know where the knives be at. Sometimes you’ll be cooking a goose, and need to trim that darn bird. Other times you need to sew your pants up and you need a darn knife to cut a thread.|
|Sometimes you just need a melon.
Here is an example of a time you might need a melon:
You’re hungry, and thirsty, and want to eat a melon.
|Soy Sauce is ubiquitous in Japan- the Japanese splash it on everything with gay abandon: fried fish, chicken bones, california rolls, potatoes, ice cream, tea.|
|The company fired huge employees.||Every day I eat my house for lunch.|
|On toilet doors you sometimes see fancy graphics, stylized versions of the little dude and chick that tell us which little room to go in to do our business.||The Japanese health system caters to each and every sub-section of society; Akihabara maids, cos-players, otakus, and the naked.|
|I’m glad as it’s about time- the number of people I’ve seen hemi-sliced like bacon rashers by those executioner-style train doors is more than I care to think about.||FourLegsMAN is the creation of Heaven Artist Chikurino, a delightful fusion of creepy black-clad stalker, entrancing four-legged mime and hilariously shocking legs akimbo flasher.|
|Masahiro Tatematsu is another heaven artist like Yukinko Akira, regularly putting out a unique and innovative street-entertainment product that had to pass multiple auditions to get through. He is a self-styled bicycle percussionist.||Yukinko Akira is a funky beats-master artist, skinny and frantic and one heck of a showman. He performs regularly at the fountains in Yoyogi Park, his own unique brand of frenetic dance moves, dance beat remixes, and exhilarating yawps.|
|Battle cards hold a special place in the hearts of all Japanese- from childhood they are accustomed to trapping the spirits of nature in little plastic balls (Pokemon, Dragonballz) and unleashing their fury upon each other||Beer and beans go hand in hand in Japan. In bean season (spring) you can’t go to an izakaya (bar/restaurant) without having eidamame (spring beans) thrust upon you.|
|Pocky have been coming in a wild and weird range of souped-up flavors for decades- I myself have witnessed creme brulee, deep-sea tuna, etc…||As we all know- sometimes liquid beer just doesn’t cut it. Sometimes you have a thirst so deep and true that only a solid will really cut to the chase.|
|Yum yum yum, who wouldn’t pay 400 yen for a sexy bottle of water? Wait, I forgot- a sexy/kawaii (cute!) bottle of Hello Kitty water?||Dissidia is the latest mano-a-mano fighting game in the Final Fantasy continuum, to be released by Square Enix on December 18th. It sounds totally cool.|
|For the past week everybody has been blogging about Pepsi White, Pepsi’s new Yoghurt flavored Pepsi drink.||This snack-cocktail should be aided by the fact that Blue Hawaii actually IS a cocktail, or takes the name of a cocktail. Pepsi, I salute you.|
|Japan-based companies Asahi (the brewer) and Kagome (the fruit and veg juicer) have teamed up to present us with a new product: a range of fruit and vegetable sake cocktails.||Kit Kat in Japan exemplify the gad-fly product life-cycle model that rules the confectionery business here, in that they constantly release colorful new but short-lived product variants.|
|A Gundam robot statue stands in front of a local Tokyo train station, to commemorate the nearby Gundam offices.||The Gundam building in Shibuya rests on its axled haunches like the ultimate guard-dog, anxiously awaiting the day it will be called into service to protect its city.|
|The Asahi ‘Flame’ building on the Asakusa banks of the Sumida river is infamous in Tokyo for its eponymous ‘flame’, a huge golden piece of art juxtaposed atop the obelisk-like black building||Tokyo Big Sight in Odaiba is one of the biggest exhibition spaces in Tokyo, featuring two huge halls East and West plus several conference rooms and a 1,100 seater auditorium in the main building|
|The Edo-Tokyo Museum in Ryogoku is an ugly dog-shaped museum of of Tokyo’s history. Why is it shaped like a dog? Hmmhttp://www.michaeljohngrist.com.||Fuji Terebi (Fuji TV) sits on a partially artificial island in Tokyo Bay called Odaiba, named after a network of defensive cannon-islands that were built across the Bay in 1853.|
|Ginza is the core of Tokyo’s brain, a nerve center firing off directional impulses telling people what to wear, how to look, what to buy, and who to be.||Ginza is the heart of Japan’s fashion and commerce, a labyrinthine grid of broad and narrow streets bristling with corporate headquarters, flagship stores, and chic designer boutiques.|