Emily’s Fajita Party

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Yesterday I headed out to Emily’s Fajita Party in Kunitachi. It was raining, I got lost for about an hour on the way there, but Amy Mcdonald’s ‘Mr. Rock and Roll’ and a case of Asahi saw me through.

People I met-

– Emily- Emily! The hostess, teacher, artiste- her work currently on show at The Pink Cow.
– Jeremy- Fairly drunk fella soon headed to Oz to become a pilot.
– Greg and Alycia- Married programmers- good police.
– Tim- Navy dude, big fella, just came from paint-balling.
– Peter- Teacher, went fishing over Golden Week but no fish!
– Christoria- Traveling Texan.
– Josh- The man mountain, now shaven-headed and sporting a bandanna, belongs in WWE!
– Connor- A guy with crazy eyes.
– Scott- Who has a photo show on Drunken Japanese Salarimen in The Pink Cow at the moment. Wore a knitted sweater with skulls on.
– Stanley the manley- Navy dude, longest stint in a submarine without a break- 78 days!
– Belinda, Kay, Theresa- Emily’s friends, maybe teachers also.
– An Italian girl who appreciated me saying- ‘hey beautiful, I love you!’ multiple times in Italian (that’s all I can say…)


– Drinking Margaritas! (Strong. Though I sneakily made a few virgin ones for Jeremy after he drunkenly spilled 2 or 3 drinks on people.)
– Petting cat Gidget and dog Arlo.
– Weighing myself in pounds. 190?
– Arm wrestling! I was against this from the start, but got roped in, ultimately taking the crown. The toughest was against navy dude Tim- I was totally shocked I beat him.
– Drinking Texan beer- Bocka?
– Going to buy cigarettes in the rain.
– Disco dancing!
– Making and eating fajitas.

I had a great time- thank you Emily for organising! I stayed over, woke up at 8am on a sofa, got back home at 10, and slept through until noon. Sweet!

Meiji Jingu Newly-Weds

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Last month my buddy Canadian Mike had his wedding ceremony. It was held in Meiji Jingu- the huge central shrine in Harajuku right next to Yoyogi Park- and I went along to check it out. Here are some of the highlights:

– Drinking sake during the ceremony.
– Mike telling me they took hours to strap him into his groom-kimono, even longer for his wife Kumi.
– Promenading around the shrine courtyard, a dude with a big red umbrella leading us.
– Getting gawked at by tourists (who scurried after Mike and Kumi like they were paparazzi)
– Being greeted by Mike’s folks: “Are you uk Mike?”

I had a good time, though it puzzled me they held the practise wedding ceremony right before the actual ceremony. I thought it was the real ceremony! But no, the real ceremony had a lot more jangling golden bells and priests with funky hats.

Here’s a few pictures:

Mike’s on the left with his parents, Kumi on the right with her parents. You can see one of Meiji Jingu’s gates in the background.

The happy couple.

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Modelling photo shoot!

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Today I went in for my photo shoot at the Victoria model agency. I had to bring a suit, sports clothes and casual clothes, all for my modelling CV- not for work.

Let me tell you- it was fun. In front of a camera I tend to prance and fidget and strike poses anyway, so being told to do that was very liberating. It felt a lot like playing, like I was a little kid and the adults were watching me, and everything I did they said- ‘wow, isn’t he clever!’ or- ‘oh so cute!’

I broke out my ‘Welcome to the Show!’ pose, of course my ‘Blue Steel’, as well as old favorites such as ‘straining for the frisbee’ and ‘looking whimsically off to the side’, plus a new addition- ‘raging angry boss.’

Felt like I couldn’t go wrong!

The OL’s there (both working models themselves) said my shots will go online on their website in the next few days, so I’ll be sure to link that up here when it happens.

Male model, baby!

Eastern Promises – 2.5/5

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A movie in which Viggo Mortensen pretends to be Russian. Slow, with a core of exploitative horror. Slow acting, slow speaking. Nothing much to care about. Some disturbing visuals, seemed gratuitous- they showed us because they could.

The bath-house scene everyone raves about- just made me feel like his attackers were pretty stupid, like WWE wrestlers. One-note, a slow simmering Cthulhu-like horror underneath the thin skein of normal reality- overdone I felt. The movie coasted along thinking itself important and valuable.

The twist- I felt ludicrous, and unnecessary.

2.5 out of 5. Watch it only if you have nothing else to see.

Showa Kinen Disc Golfers

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Hidden away in the massive bulk of Showa Kinen Park in Tachikawa lies the best dosc golf course in all of Japan; 18 holes of longish straightaways, doglegs round hills and trees, paths cut through bamboo forests, and leaps over water.

Disc Golf is a lot like regular golf, but with a specially moulded set of frisbees instead of balls and clubs. You toss the disc towards the ‘hole’, a metal chain-link basket, counting your throws like in golf. You use variously shaped discs like a driver or putter just like the various clubs in golf. You shoot for under par as best you can.

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Leanna Drew the Moon @ The Harrow

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My story Leanna Drew the Moon has just gone live at the The Harrow, yeah!

“Leanna knew she was a special little girl because the moon spoke to her.

She knew that it shouldn’t, and that she shouldn’t listen, but none of that stopped it from happening. She drew pictures at school of her talking to a big moon face and the moon saying things like “try eating those soap suds, Leanna,” or “that dog wants a bite of plasticine, go on,” and in the pictures she would go ahead and do it. The moon, after all, was her friend.

But it wasn’t always so nice…”

Read the full story at The Harrow.

Arakawa River Ride

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Last weekend Jason and I took a cycle-camping trip north up the Arakawa river (wild river) into Saitama. We set out on April 27th and came back on my birthday, the 28th, covering 170km in total, free-camping overnight in the grass by a day-time BBQ area.

It was an incredibly liberating feeling to get out of the city under our own steam, without having to rely on crowded commuter trains or pass through one of the city’s manic transit hubs.

Once we were clear of the city, rolling on the excellent bicycle path that tracks the Arakawa for most of its length back up to its fount at Mount Kobushi in Saitama, we were surrounded by green, clear fresh air, and lots of empty space.

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Sagasu’s Life

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Sagasu was watching the child in the corner. The corner was dark, and the child was dark. Its mouth was open, always.

Sagasu was grinding butterfly’s wings. He was mixing them with chalk dust and melted ox fat. He used a pestle and mortar and he ground them so the smell of ivory burning filled the air, and he clicked his teeth and sometimes he spat into the paste.

He shaved a hammer and dropped the fine iron filings into the mixtures.

He poured them out into a dimpled tray of eight metal cups, each as big as an egg, and then he set them in the oven, and then he waited.

The room was cold, but Sagasu was used to that. The glass in his iron-clad windows was frosted in spidery traces of white.

Outside, a soft wind blew scurries of snow down the bleak fortress walls and out over the barren beach, dusting round dead cockles and the casts of frozen sea worms.

The child in the corner stood with its mouth gaping open and black, the whites of its eyes gleaming, and Sagasu watched it back.

The oven began to smoke.

Sagasu turned from the laborious etching of curlicued motifs into a mounted slab of slate-colored gravel, the preparatory for the work, and ducked to retrieve the pod of eggcups.

They bubbled and steamed, the colors topaz, lime green, maroon, obsidian blue, fire-flower, iron-oak bland, copper filigree, and amethyst. He drew a stopper of clear liquid from the top drawer of his chopping block desk, exhumed the pipette and dripped a single drop into each eggcup.

The mixture roiled, steamed, and set.

Sagasu dipped a finger into the obsidian blue. It smudged and held firm. He licked his finger.

“Good,” he said, soft as the wind through the cracks in the windows.

He set the horse hair woven canvas on the bolted cannon mount, over the slate-gravel slab, and screwed in the stops. He angled it so it caught the wintry blur of light through the frosted windows, snowflake shadows flickering with the waving of the willows in the wind outside.

His roving eyes settled on his brush. A single thread of human hair.

He looked to the child, and he spoke one word.

“Now we make it right,” he said.

The child stood still and did not move. His palms pressed outwards against the clammy blue walls. The smell of damp poured from his mouth. The crush of springs inside his jaw, the cold chase of metal along the gum-lines like a surgeon’s brace. He held the walls and watched Sagasu.

Sagasu dipped the hair and began the work.

He started with cobalt and outlined the wracked figure of the child, filling some half
of the canvas, his head haloed by the apparatus, his limbs grotesque in their whiteness on the easel. He dipped and painted a single stroke, and then he dipped again, and the child stood and did nothing.
Sagasu followed the etched trails underlying the horse-hair weave, dropping runnels of the oily powder goop into their channels, watching the ooze and sludge of gravity carry them through, completing the frame, the outline of the walls and the shackles on the child’s ankles and knees and thighs and torso and hips.

He moved through to maroon, and he dashed scribbles of motion in the air, on the easel, over his own fingers, and dribbling in fine lines from the child’s open, airless mouth.

The child’s open mouth began to bleed, in line with the painting.

Sagasu watched. He painted in the trails down the child’s concave chest, each rib an indentation, an unexpected angle, each cell somehow born into the picture and somehow left dead with the child.

The child watched and was still. Not because he wanted to, but for the lack of a voice, and the lack of muscle to move.

Sagasu lashed in the details of the face a line at a time, a stroke at a time.


Outside the palace on the blasted cliff, an army rode up to the open drawbridge. They cantered up on horses as thin as wraiths, their pelts ragged and mottled through with the wear of skin on skin. Mounted atop their bone-bridge backs rode the Emperor’s men.

Their faces gray and set, they moved in perfect synchrony, every glance, every raised steel eyebrow an exercise in fluid perfection, their granite eyes the same as the darkening sky. They rode up decked in lacquered flutes of armor, strip-linked over their hard flesh, each brushing off the cold, rubbing away the chill. They trotted their bony steeds up to the knoll of the castle’s entrance fork, over the lifeless frozen sea.

The lead rider, a gryphon’s red feather wound about his bicep and pluming down the fingers of his right hand like a still spray of blood, dismounted and walked up to the rock of the castle. He touched the icy stone and he looked amongst his gray compatriots and he spoke in a slate-gray voice.

“We could be too late,” he said. “He’s already begun.”

He drew his curved katana. The blade sang in the gloaming of the moon’s set through the silver clouds above..Lights danced the stars’ motion across its surface.

He moved it to catch them better, aligning his bones into one shape, perfecting the form, extending his being down into the blade.

The riders about him dismounted. They stepped to the rock and took up their places beside him, and each to a man drew his katana. The air hummed the pitch of steel and starlight and frost on the wind, then they fell as one upon the rock.


Sagasu knew they were coming. He painted faster, the hair a whip in his clenched fingers, oil and grease whetting down his fingers and slimming them to poker-sharp edges, points lit by reflection.

With every lash stroke the child’s form was further enlivened on the canvas, until it began to sway against the cream backdrop, and soon the colors were spilling freely and dripping from the lower lip, sizzling lurid colors down the cannon mount tripod.

His arms whirled and Sagasu lost all sense of time. His finger became the brush and he fed his energy through it directly into the opus, and he watched the silent scream of the child shift, shade by shade, floating into the painting.

And in the corner, the silent wail of the child began to fade, the shackles growing loose around its dimming shape, and silver tears winked in and out of existence in its white and wide open eyes.


The blades carved into the walls of the castle, layer by layer, gouging through the protective layers of martyred bone, slicing the rock and digging out the cysts of rage, wending past swaddled skin upon skin of memory, Sagasu’s life drawn up to defend him, sewn into the stone of his keep, the storm of bile gathered about his heart like a hideous hissing armor. They tore through his abandoned childhood, his tears, the steel in the eyes of a hundred abusers, their hands like claws and their potions rancid and vile and their food the laughter of violent times. They raged through the remembered pasts of pain and sorrow, as his friends were slain in the summer wars, killed by the madness of the summer lords, their fire overthrowing all his cool planning, their brilliance scorching the remnants of his flags and once-proud pennanted honor.

They ripped through his heart and his mind, exposed in the very rock of his fortress.

And the men in gray knew that Sagasu was inside, and he was nearing his goal.

The lead rider with the red gryphon feather passed through the wall just as the spirit of summer was forever sucked into the painting, just as Sagasu dropped his single hair brush and breathed out his last, his soul stolen by the furious art, by the painting of the boy itself.

Sagasu’s final exhale spoke to the red-feathered leader, as his men backed away from the puckered wound in the castle’s side, as it sealed itself over and the spell became complete. His sigh spoke silently, and it wasn’t said in words, and it didn’t need to be, for the leader read it as surely as he read the empty shackles in the corner where once a small child stood, and he read it in the black and blazing inferno of paint whorled upon the canvas under the dead wizard’s hand, its surface coruscating and rumbling. He read it and it said “at last,” the sigh spoken from a lifetime of remembered sorrow.

The red-feathered leader ran to the easel and drew off the painting. It scalded his mailed fists, and he felt the sizzle of his flesh beneath the summer spirit’s onslaught, its desperate attempts to free itself from the burning black tomb. He ran with the painting from the dungeon and up the spiraled stair-cases, past room after room of mounded skulls, the mementoes of all Sagasu’s dead armies, past room after room of memories creaking with the weight and anger of age and dissatisfaction.

And as he raced upwards, the castle began to collapse. It rumbled and buckled in on itself as Sagasu’s final sigh reached down into the depths of his fortress’ foundations and pulled itself up and out of life by the hearthstones. And the red-feathered leader raced and winged his way to the apex of the towers, to the coronet, to the crown, to the ceasefire summit where he could once and for all-

And stop.

Sagasu’s final sigh rang out.

The riders on the cliff-top fell upon their backs, dead. Their grey flesh coiled about them and shrunk like worm-flesh under the sun, their eyes wrinkled black coals, their fingers the bone and scale of lizards and the sloughed-off skin of snakes. The waves beyond the empty beach set as jagged as marble, soon to collapse into powder. The shimmering of the moon itself stilled, soon to freeze into the very air, waiting for the slightest movement, the final word, the slightest breath of life, to crash down as gristle and nothing noise, broken as ground butterfly wings.

And he raced for the top.

At the top he found the last vestiges of Sagasu, his wisps of spirit lingering long enough to blow the final breath upon the world, with the gods of sun and fire and life encaged forever in his masterwork.

The red rider held up the painting before his eyes to shield himself from the outreaching tendrils of the spell, his warmth sustained only in the wake of Sagasu’s passing, his spirit the last remaining life. And he spoke with all the power and all the lust for life he could muster after the sixteen-month voyage through the north to Sagasu’s kingdom, after watching the disbelief of his men as the freezing land slowly culled their massive strength, after hearing their distant calls for help as he left them one by one behind.

He spoke with the memory of his army, and he spoke for the sun god trapped in the painting, and he spoke for innocence as well as guilt.

“Sagasu,” he called, and Sagasu heard, and knew that here was another whose soul had suffered, and he listened for the moment it took to draw close, lingered long enough to sow a single seed of doubt.

“Sagasu, I have lost as much as you. All men know what I have endured. I have journeyed to be here at the end, with you. I have lost my family. I have lost my men. I have lost all but my soul, and I stand here on the brink with you, and I tell you, this is not right. For this to be the end of all, it is not right.”

Sagasu’s spirit said nothing, but its fleeting pause was long enough for the red rider to sink his sword through the edge of the rumbling painting, and snag with it the withering ghost trails of Sagasu’s spirit, passing through and slamming into the grindstone of the tower’s rampart on the other side.

Sagasu saw and he screamed.

The sky erupted into light.

And the chained spirit of the sun sped through the etched sword from the prison painting, up into the wisps of Sagasu. Then it exploded.

Everything turned white.

And stayed white.

And then there was the sound of the sea. The sound of waves lapping the beach. And then there was a green meadow on a cliff. And there were trees. Butterflies swam lazily on the warm breeze as blue skies opened their bosom over the green land. And there was a fair-headed child sitting in the grass. A butterfly landed on the child’s nose, and it spoke these words with its wings.

“Try again, Sagasu.”

And the child knew nothing but the words of the butterfly, which kissed his face with its wings and left color trails dancing before his eyes. “Try again.”

Then it sped away, and the child was left alone.

Namie Amuro, Double

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In mid 2008 Namie Amuro and Double got together to shoot a music video- Black Diamond, and I was one of the extras on the shoot. I didn’t get to meet them, nor take a photo with them, this is the story of my experience on the shoot. The photo is me with one of the other extras.

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Mike buys a camera!

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What with all the blogging I’ve been doing recently, and posting photos and icons with every post, and recently buying a headset mic for doing podcasts and just generally gearing up, I figured it was about time I bought a half-decent camera.

I’ve been shooting so far with a Sharp 910 camera phone. For a phone, it’s a pretty good camera. 4x optical zoom, 5 mega pixel. But because it’s so compact, the lens is tiny and junk, little light gets in, and it performs abysmally in anything less than bright day-light.

Recently my buddy Canadian Mike got married (post on Japanese wedding ceremony coming soon!), but I felt too embarrassed by my crappy camera phone to pull it out and take many photos. Then at the more relaxed after-party, of course there were many photos I wanted to take, but I knew the Sharp couldn’t handle the light conditions.

So, I present to you my new Canon Powershot A650 IS!

Choosing new tech gear is always a challenge, and it’s easy to feel overwhelmed. So, I bought my trusty tech savante Jason along with me to advise. I knew I wanted something in the 30-40,000 yen range (150-200 pounds), because I understand that you pay for quality, and that’s what it costs to get out of the really compact cameras. Of course, I already have a very compact camera- the Sharp.

So we looked at several. The A650 stood out for its weight (300ish grams), high pixel count(12 mega pixel), Canon’s good name (lots of cool focussing tech), a x6 optical zoom, a nice overall design (two-tone, good grip), and a super-handy flip-out viewer:

The viewer rotates round so I can hold the camera above or below normal eye level, and angle the viewer so I can still see the shot. Plus it really plays into my love of anything that can transform. Like pants with zips at the knee that can transform between full-length pants and shorts. Awesome.

So- expect a bump in image quality around here. Plus (gulp) film! I’ve no knowledge of how to edit film yet, but I’ll get on it, and surely will put up some footage in the next few days.