Perhaps you’ve always wondered. Perhaps you used to protest to your friends until they branded you the group’s uncool pariah- “No, but listen, a Vanilla Ice comeback really WOULD be awesome.” At which point you probably broke into song:
“Alright, stop, collaborate and listen-“
I recommend you listen to Ice himself while reading the rest of this post.
Ice on? Alright, let’s get down to it. What would a Vanilla Ice comeback look like?
Japan has come up with an answer.
Was this intended as a sequel to the actual Vanilla Ice? Who knows. Perhaps an inducement for all Vanilla Ice fans to take cheaper holidays in Japan?
Well, in this case, it’s a specimen from JoJo’s adventures, some kind of manga or anima.
Not your grand-daddy’s Vanilla Ice.
In the immortal words of Ice himself-
“I’m a lyrical poet.”
And some other Japangrish bits and bobs.
Here are two images to chew on-
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Vivid?
Ugh, sounds gross? What could it possibly be?
Ground-up fairy in every garment- guaranteed.
Yup, a clothes shop for kids. How nice.
And finally, to top things off on a crude note-
Drawing circles on your Ass since 1925.
See more Japan stuff here.